Monday, June 13, 2005

Why I hate to answer the phone

***RING*** Me: Hello? Annoying Sales Guy: Hello, is this Richard Ayelyeo? Me: Aiello, yes. Annoying Sales Guy: How do I pronounce it? Me: (louder) AIELLO.... (pronouncing) I-L-O. Annoying Sales Guy: Oh I'm sorry Mr. Aylelo, I'm calling from Vonage phone service, have you heard of us? Me: Yes, I have, but I am not interested, thank you. Annoying Sales Guy: Well sir, I am calling today to offer you.... Me: I'm sorry, but I already said I am not interested.... Annoying Sales Guy: $24.95 a month, sir. Me: Look, I've told you twice already.... Annoying Sales Guy: You have to admit that's a great.... Me: (sternly) Listen, sir, I have told you more than enough times that I am not interested, and I am not going to change my mind. Please do not call me again! ***CLICK*** I've gotta get on that "Do Not Call" list once and for all.