Damn I'm horny

I've been reading and commenting on blogs for the last hour or so. I have a week's worth to catch up on. I've noticed that all my comments are strangely sexual in nature. I'm so horny I am ready to explode. And for a top that's not a good thing. Or it is a good thing, depending on what you're into. I need to get laid. Badly. Or Goodly. I don't care. Ack!